ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this


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When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.

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bagmilk:

when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name

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meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

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charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.


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stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

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-allnightmarelong:

THIS WAS THE CUTEST OKAY?

-allnightmarelong:

THIS WAS THE CUTEST OKAY?

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